Why does God live in my block of swiss cheese, whistles the tune to Bonanza and tells me I'm a pretty girl?
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Religion & Spirituality - 14 Answers
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guess same reason your mom does
2 :
You have a Pest problem. perhaps the roaches have started modern cities behind your fridge.
3 :
God had a lobotomy in the early triassic.
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because he has to be there when somebody cuts the cheese , and he gets high off of it
5 :
Oi...hand that peyote over here hog!
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Because you are a special pretty pretty girl
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dude seriously major issues
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With a picture like that? Talk about a confused god. Can't even get the gender straight.
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Is that the Christian God then?
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Maybe you are a pretty girl. Just be thankful for the company and the compliment.
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Heh...could you provide us with a YouTube video? I'd like to see that :P.
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someone doesn't like it's cheese moved ha?
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ohmigah, Lewis Carroll has been reincarnated and is considering Jabberwocky 2.
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Copying the lyrics of the group 'Swingers by the Neck (?). See, your hubris will always get you because someone like me will know you are copying. But,hey, you are still the coolest, smartest,.....
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